Problematic Fave: Final Fantasy XIII

Hey guys! Mod Syrup here bringing you my first Problematic Fave! And to be honest I know at least one, if not more, of the NWG Cast would consider this a horrid game that is nowhere close to a fave, but for whatever reason I love it. So let’s get to talking about: Final Fantasy XIII (13).

Now I like how Mod Loser and Mod Zan break down these segments so my break down will be similar to their’s.

Reasons Why It’s Fave:

 

  • Visual & Audio Design:

 

Okay guys, this is a Final Fantasy game! If you have played ANY of them you know that Square Enix designs just BEAUTIFUL characters and GORGEOUS scenery and just fucking BLISSFUL soundtracks. The art is on a semi realistic level that also give a feel for anime, and the weeb in me loves it so much. The instrumental music puts me in a tranquil space, and I even started teaching myself the opening/start menu theme on the piano. You also get a wide range of area themes from the run down almost ruins of the starting area to the well developed towns in the later areas.

Honestly, I can’t unbiasedly give this a score since I probably could give it an easy 11/10 on this part; but I know that’s unfair given there’s gotta be something my weeb-lens isn’t picking up. And at most it probably gets a 9.5/10 because it’s a fucking Final Fantasy game, and no matter what you play (even fucking Final Fantasy Advance) it’s gonna be beautiful. SO I’M NOT GOING TO DO AN ACTUAL REVIEW ON THIS BECAUSE I CAN’T SCORE SHIT. 

 

  • Character Designs:

 

So I started off my journey into the world of Final Fantasy with FFX, SO NEEDLESS TO SAY, I do compare most things to it. And ya gonna hear me reference it a lot.

I can say though I fell in LOVE with the majority of characters in FFXIII, both for visual design and backstory design! Lemme go over a few of the main characters for ya!

Lightning:
She is the main protagonist of FFXIII, and god is she gorgeous! Her outfit doesn’t show any cleavage (yes I’m throwing shots at Lulu’s sexualization), and she’s wearing armor! Given some of her stomach is exposed and she’s wearing shorts, that really doesn’t make sense for a guard/knight type character, since she is apart of Guardian Corp. But she isn’t wearing a dress like Yuna in FFX, or extremely sexualized like Rikku and Yuna in FFX-2 or Lulu in both games. Like seriously; they had the woman pregnant, and they still had her in her belt dress and full blown cleavage?? I haven’t been pregnant but I’m 90% sure that would not be comfortable, and pregnant women LIVE for comfort.

I have no problems with someone being sexy, but if the point of the design is clearly to make the girls eye candy, I have problems with it. Thus, Lightning really pulls through for this. BUT THEN THE DEVELOPERS ABANDON THIS IN LIGHTNING RETURNS WITH SOME OF HER OUTFITS, but we aren’t talking about that game.

 

Now, other than design, I truly like her backstory.

 

Yes, she’s standoffish and such at the beginning, but let’s take note of the reasons that attribute to her being this way. First, she’s a guard in Guardian Corp who protects Cocoon. As a guard you have to keep your emotions in check and be rational. THEN FURTHER MORE, her sister, Serah, is turned into a l’Cie and then crystallized and it’s a bit clear she blames herself but openly blames Sanctum, the fal’Cie that turned Serah, and then Serah’s fiancé, Snow.

It’s a given that she shouldn’t have so much hate for Snow, given he did his best to protect Serah, but I think that was because she didn’t want to come to terms with the guilt she felt. And throughout the story, she does come to terms with Snow, and she cares more about the companions she’s with rather than just herself. She does show growth more than people give her credit for!

 

But let’s move on to:

 

Sazh:
One of the side protagonists but could EASILY be one of my favorite characters in the game. First of all when we meet him he has a BABY CHOCOBO IN HIS AFRO! Like SO CUTEEEE!!!! But aside from that, as we learn more about his story we find out about his search for his son who was turned l’Cie.

Sazh even had to reconcile with a companion who he eventually finds out was part of the reason his son became a l’Cie and was taken away from him! He couldn’t kill the companion so he attempted to take his own life and, thankfully, failed. There is SO MUCH FUCKING DEPTH into Sazh that I wish I had a solo game for him. I’m so glad at the end of FFXIII that he is FINALLY reunited with his son Dajh. (We are not talking about FFXIII-2 TT^TT).

 

I could go on and on about the characters of this game so I’m going to wrap it up with one more character!

 

Vanille:
Vanille was a character that you either loved her or you hated her. And it didn’t help that the English voice actor they had for her wasn’t the best. But trust me here when I say she’s a pro to this game. Her design is adorable, and at least is isn’t sexualized, even if it’s not completely practical. What I can give Square Enix is that at least she was a long range fighter with her magic and her weapon.

Furthermore, if Vanille was a D&D character, her BLUFF MUST BE THROUGH THE ROOF! First thing you find out she lies about is the fact she was a l’Cie WAY BEFORE Lightning and Company become l’Cie. She also was acting like she didn’t know Sazh even though (spoiler alert) SHE WAS PART OF THE REASON DAJH BECAME A L’CIE!

And fucking lastly, she lied to Fang, her childhood friend, about forgetting their Focus when they become uncrystallized. And even though at times she seems a bit of a selfish child, she become Ragnorok, despite originally wanting nothing to do with it, SOLELY to spare Fang! At first glance she looks like an annoying Mary-Sue, but if you dig deeper she was was DEFINITELY thoroughly developed.

 

  • Story & Plot:

 

Okay, okay; THIS. I love the plot of the game. But it’s a Final Fantasy game, so how can you not? But just like with Final Fantasy X, you are shown corruption in government. The plot also shows the government purging citizens with no valid reason and a war between two “god like” creatures. Whether it was the intention of Square Enix or not, I love how they hit on real world issues that we are experience TODAY.

There are people brought into a “line of duty” that they have no choice but to complete or theirs a worse consequence for not completing the Focus. The story it’s just beautiful designed and ties in each of the protagonists SO well. This is definitely a fact that I liked about this game.

 

  • Gameplay

 

I can hear the screaming and yelling now, but trust me, THERE ARE SOME GOOD THINGS IN FFXIII’S GAMEPLAY!

Okay, first is the fact you don’t have random encounters like you did on FFX. You can avoid the battle if you wish or even sneak up on them to get a first attack.The game play is in real time , which can have great benefits, and real time normally depends on skill and strategy and how quickly you can react.

The Paradigm system made it easy to change the roles of the party members that were in battle rather than having to switch characters out to get a healer or a mage, etc; like you had to do in the turn-based style of FFX.

Okay now that I fangirled and gamergasmed all over your computer/phone screen, I’m going to jump into the part you all have been waiting for (or even skipping to)

Reasons Why It’s Problematic:

Oh boi. What did I get myself into. Okay.

 

  • Characters:

 

Yes, there are characters that make this a problematic fave, and I’m going to start with one of the easier ones.

Lightning:
If you look anywhere on Google, it won’t be long before you find someone talking about Lightning being a copy and pasted genderbent character of Cloud from Final Fantasy VII. Now, I have yet to play that game so I clearly didn’t notice it, but it DEFINITELY takes off some points from this game. Square Enix couldn’t be more original for their second game with a female main protagonist in their core series (that wasn’t in a sequel)? Like seriously? Did you just decide to copy someone’s homework 2 hours before class? How about you GET SOME CLASS Square Enix. God, Sarah, stop with the horrible puns.

Okay, and furthermore, though I disagree that Lightning’s character development isn’t as flat as some people let on, I can agree that compared to other characters in the game, she is quite static. There’s only one character worse, and god, I could write a 5 page paper on why I hate him. But I’ll keep it brief.

Hope:
THIS LITTLE TWERP! GOD, HE MADE ME WANT TO QUIT PLAYING THE GAME! His WHOLE story is how he wanted revenge on Snow because he felt it was Snow’s fault his mom died. Need background? Okay. During the Purge, Snow was the leader of a resistance group called NORA to help the people fight back against the Sanctum. During the Purge the train derails and crashes etc and they are kind of stuck in Gran Pulse.

WELL Snow asked the people if they wanted to fight and Hope’s mom volunteered. In the fight, Hope’s mom ends up falling to her death. BUT SNOW TRIES TO FUCKING SAVE HER! AND EVEN PLANS ON FOLLOWING HER WISHES TO PROTECT HER SON! BUT GOD NO! HOPE BLAMES SNOW BECAUSE HE WAS A CHICKEN SHIT WHO COULDN’T FIGHT ALONGSIDE HIS MOTHER! God, I could easily continue tearing Hope a new one, but I need to refrain some.

Frankly, he was a dull character with poor ambitions that he couldn’t even follow through. Hell, he wasn’t even the best medic in the game, and that was suppose to be his specialty? You could’ve literally took Hope out of the game and see NO DIFFERENCE. God I hate him.

 

Let’s move on before I have a coronary.

 

Fang:
God. I hate that I have her in the Problematic category. Honestly I love her design, her voice actor, her play style, and her backstory. But her backstory is just so weak compared to Vanille. She is the Manic Pixie Dream Girl to Vanille. Her sole purpose is really only to give Vanille more of a backstory. Fang is a static character with no development. Even though she’s kick ass, and is a nice addition to the representation of females in video games, there’s no growth. And for that, I have her in the Problematic category.

 

 

  • Gameplay:

 

Okay, I sang some praises to some gameplay features of this game, but overall the gameplay is what made this game HORRIBLE.

First thing I want to tackle is the Crystarium. It LITERALLY seems like a cheap knock off of FFX’s Sphere Grid. You get a linear way to level up each of the character’s roles but you get FUCKING LEVEL CAPPED IN AREAS! WHO FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LEVEL CAP!? THEN YOU GET TO A BOSS FIGHT THAT IS JUST FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO BE HARD AND IF YOU USE A WALKTHROUGH YOU STILL CAN’T BEAT IT! YES, I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU GALENTH DYSLEY!

And you know what? I could handle the level cap if you could AT LEAST FARM GIL TO GET MORE POTIONS AND SHIT! But the fiends aren’t random encounters and only respond when you leave and reenter a room. For that boss fight mentioned above, you literally can’t buff up for and it’s left up to chance! I’ve literally never beat the game because of that boss and had to look up the ending of the story to even review it! Guys, literally I was at max level and using a walkthrough, and I’m not a bad player. I’m definitely not the best, but god that boss was literally made difficult with demi just to prolong the game; and that is just bad design.

And lastly, though I had some things about the Paradigm being in the pros category, there are things about combat that make this game sooo problematic. First thing to tackle: there’s literally an auto-battle. WHAT KIND OF GAME HAS AN AUTO-BATTLE!? There is no skill or strategy of you solely let AI handle the fight. Furthermore even if you don’t use auto-battle, you could literally spam X or A for the majority of encounters. Leaving for around half, if not ¾, of the game you play without skill so when you get to a game designed fucked up boss like Galenth Dysley, you have little to no chance. And even if you do use strategy, like I said, they overpowered his demi. You normally get killed by it OR HE GETS TWO DEMIS IN A ROW AND THAT KILLS YOU GOD.

Concluding Thoughts?

I honestly wish the game mechanics were better so I can pick the game back up and finish it. It’s pretty much how I feel about Skyward Sword. Even though there were some things lacking, it could be tolerable if the game had decent leveling, boss fights, and farming.

I’d love to pick this game back up to finish the story and continue on the Part 2 and even Lightning Returns (even though I hate a lot of the outfits), but unless I can beat the first game, I’m not giving Square Enix money for them to slightly fix their mechanics in sequels.

If they ever remastered it, I hope to god they fix the level caps and fiend responding. That can make this game so much better.

So honestly, if you haven’t and get the chance to get the game for cheap, I’d try it out! And if you beat Galenth Dysley please tell me your magic because, god, all I want is to continue the story.

This has been Mod Syrup crying over the problems in one of her favorite games. I’ll see ya next time!

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